The Epic Of School

This is the video everyone’s been looking for, ‘The Epic of School’.
It a parody of ‘I’m not OK’ by ‘my Chemical Romance’, made with clips taken of peoples phones in the sixth form common room. Even if you don’t like MCR you should watch it. After all, it features year 12s being physically harmed, and our very own Henry ‘The Lim’ Lim.

So yeah. Here it is. Enjoy.

long day

This saturday started off normally enough – woke up late after goin to bed late (go figure), had breakfast, brushed me teeth, got in the car, remembered I was still in my PJ’s, got dressed and set off for Wing Chun.

not much to say, apart from that I got a pot of brown stuff that I have to keep out of sunlight, and a punch in the lip to boot.

finished Wing Chun at 12 as usual, got to Parkour late – as usual.

practiced my precision jumps, fell dowen a lot, looked at Jordan’s bone – that’s not a euphamism for anythin by the way – actually lookin at the bone in his knee while he was washin the blood off it (was awesome)

We trained on the cathedral for a while, where some woman came up to me and said it was inspiring to see young christians making the most of “what the Lord Hath given them” (or something like that)

(eh….christian…….o….k)

left Parkour a bit early to register for the “planet fear urban race” (not as exciting as it sounds)

The deal is: The Sheffield Adventure Film Festival (ShAFF)is on to promote extreme sports n stuff, so as an activity they have maps of the city centre with check points marked on that you have to get to.

I took the option of runnin the shorter race of 30 mins, meaning I had 30 mins to get to these points and answer questions on the area to prove I’d got there – I know what you’re thinkin – “apart from the running, it sounds simple enough.”

NOT THE CASE!!!

one check point that really took the piss was;

checkpoint-33 Q: what year did Richard corbet die?………………………….AND I’M IN A FUCKING GRAVEYARD, WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY EXPECTIN ME TO DO, CHECK EVERY LAST GRAVE STONE FOR SOME ANCIENT DICK?

needless to say I wasted little of my energy on this futile endeavour

-not that it helped in the slightest, I got back to the start point panting like a dog, 10 minutes late and got penalised 10 points GAAAAARRRGH!!!!!!

after that tiring business I booked my ticket for the Parkour and freerunning seminar in the showroom later this evening and buggered off home

where I was met by the horror that is…….Dennis and her webcam (she was going to show me a red 18 inch double dildo *whimpers*, still fun chattin tho)

sorted out the plans for tomorrows cinema excursion with Dinos and started writin this blog

But the night is still young and I have an interesting gig to get to. Peace out till tomorrow Y’all

RND 2007

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Not the usual

I know it seems kinda lazy to not make up my own post but this really is too funny!!

http://www.dannysheffield.com/2007/03/parkour-in-sheffield.html

this is one of the guys I train with at the weekends

skip to the last 2 minutes if you don’t want to hear the speech